This is a comedy article. It is not intended to provide accurate scientific information.
Year 7s are a subhuman species who are common at school
- About 3-4 feet tall
- Vary in intelligence from as intelligent as a hampster to as intelligent as a dim human
- Vary in appearence largely, can look like small humans, or more animalistic with features such as hampster-like faces, or strangely proportioned limbs and heads.
- High voice
Most people consider Year 7s to be less than human, and treat them accordingly.
Theories about Year 7sEdit
- Some people think that when they turn 12, Year 7s begin to metamorphose into creatures which are identical to humans
- Some Year 7s have suggested that Year 7s are actually just young humans. Obviously, no sane humans take this ridiculous theory seriously